Thursday, September 26, 2013

Redskins Reprogramming


As an 80's school girl living a stone's throw from the White House, saying no to drugs was just about as important as the Redskins. Just about.

Being a Redskins fan came as naturally to me as breathing and hauling ass after the ice cream man. Back when we had men in our family, they were all die hard fans. Seeing as though I hung out with the men on Sunday afternoons, due to the cooking and knitting that went on upstairs, it rubbed off very early and heavily. Sundays were sacred: mass and football. Combine them both and it was almost a High Holy Day in our modest middle class abode. Hail Mary and Hail to the Redskins. Amen.

In school, the season was held up on an altar as well. If the Redskins won, we received a homework free night. When the team made the playoffs, we would get extra credit for watching the game. No kidding. And even though we wore putrid green plaid uniforms, we were allowed to accessorize only during football season - and only in burgundy and gold. After morning prayers on Fridays, which included praying for the players, the team's fight song would echo over the loudspeaker. Every mouth sang with fervor except for the few hated Dallas fans in the school. Football season sucked fat cactus cowboy hats for them and then some.

In 1983, the Redskins triumphed over the Miami Dolphins 27-17 and it was like a snowy Christmas in January. Besides getting no homework for an entire week, those of us lucky enough to go to the post game parade received an excused absence from school. The kids that didn't attend, watched it on TV from the classroom. This was HUGE because the only other time we were allowed to watch TV in school was when the Space Shuttle launched. So, in my mind as well as in many of my peers, the Washington Redskins were right up there with the astronauts. Real American heroes.

I guess it no wonder why I am the fan I am today. I was brainwashed - pure and simple. Will the Redskins ever reenter the glory days of my youth? Stayed tuned this season to find out.

Go Skins! (Amen.)

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